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when keeping it real goes wrong

when keeping it real goes wrong

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i-wishicouldstayhere: Real Friends - Keep It Together

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Real Friends - Keep It Together

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ieatlotsofangeldust: crzyblackidd: ollivandur: stickyhunter: fanuary: stickyhunter: ollivandur: adxn: Calm your tits! D:! i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS HOLD UP! I have a solution to this! Follow my lead, people! Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’ Then everything will be fine. You dumb females. This is obviously fake. Huh? What is this? YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING It’s… that easy!? IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS- OH NO WE HAVE A LEAK JESUS IM THROWING MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW I AM DONE FUCKING DONE SCREAMING I understandieatlotsofangeldust: crzyblackidd: ollivandur: stickyhunter: fanuary: stickyhunter: ollivandur: adxn: Calm your tits! D:! i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS HOLD UP! I have a solution to this! Follow my lead, people! Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’ Then everything will be fine. You dumb females. This is obviously fake. Huh? What is this? YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING It’s… that easy!? IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS- OH NO WE HAVE A LEAK JESUS IM THROWING MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW I AM DONE FUCKING DONE SCREAMING I understandieatlotsofangeldust: crzyblackidd: ollivandur: stickyhunter: fanuary: stickyhunter: ollivandur: adxn: Calm your tits! D:! i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS HOLD UP! I have a solution to this! Follow my lead, people! Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’ Then everything will be fine. You dumb females. This is obviously fake. Huh? What is this? YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING It’s… that easy!? IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS- OH NO WE HAVE A LEAK JESUS IM THROWING MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW I AM DONE FUCKING DONE SCREAMING I understandieatlotsofangeldust: crzyblackidd: ollivandur: stickyhunter: fanuary: stickyhunter: ollivandur: adxn: Calm your tits! D:! i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS HOLD UP! I have a solution to this! Follow my lead, people! Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’ Then everything will be fine. You dumb females. This is obviously fake. Huh? What is this? YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING It’s… that easy!? IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS- OH NO WE HAVE A LEAK JESUS IM THROWING MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW I AM DONE FUCKING DONE SCREAMING I understand

ieatlotsofangeldust:

crzyblackidd:

ollivandur:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

It’s… that easy!?

IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS-

OH NO

WE HAVE A LEAK

JESUS IM THROWING MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW I AM DONE

FUCKING DONE SCREAMING

I understand

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