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adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
It’s… that easy!?
IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS-
OH NO
WE HAVE A LEAK
JESUS IM THROWING MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW I AM DONE
FUCKING DONE SCREAMING
I understand
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